• other girls: straight hair, nice makeup, short skirts, fashion, cheerleading, high heels
  • me: short hair, combat boots, smudged makeup, cargo pants, face mask, metal arm, over 2 dozen confirmed kills in the past 50 years. i am the winter soldier.
humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

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despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

(via just-ahigh-functioning-sociopath)

fuckmestupid:

White politicians

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dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

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jessi2222:

This speaks to me on so many levels

jessi2222:

This speaks to me on so many levels

(via mary-batman)

thurdsay:

after i die i’ll probably still complain

(via hi)

Romeo can’t really be blamed for Ophelia’s death.

Senior English major on a Shakespeare final. (via minininny)

WELL THEY’RE NOT WRONG

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(via ladynorthstar)

I just laughed sooo hard, I have a headache.

(via bookgeekconfessions)

hollabackharry:

the year is 2034

all one direction merchandise still uses pictures from those same 2 shoots from 2011 u know which ones i’m talking about

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pjcalamity:

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

YOU BASTARDS

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yogaandspoons:

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY

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