autumnlusts:

They were buy 3 get 2 free and I had a 20% off coupon so I got them all!

autumnlusts:

They were buy 3 get 2 free and I had a 20% off coupon so I got them all!

(via fallingleaves-pumpkinspice)

I’m gonna shower and then go to sleep because I don’t have work until one tomorrow so I am definitely going to sleep for a minimum of nine hours

polepixie:

quantumaviator:

merlinus-caledonensis:

pappasaur:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him

Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.

so he was the first to illegally download a song

And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.

polepixie:

quantumaviator:

merlinus-caledonensis:

pappasaur:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him

Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.

so he was the first to illegally download a song

And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.

(via juumbie)

danglingthpider:


m1ssc0mmun1cat10n:

floatinggoathead:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

breaking news: man somehow isn’t repulsed at the sight of his beautiful, talented girlfriend because she has a bumpy texture on a bit of her legs

This just in: reporter unaware of how the female human body stores fat, having never seen one up close before.

If that’s what Hell looks like, I feel better about inevitably going there

danglingthpider:

m1ssc0mmun1cat10n:

floatinggoathead:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

breaking news: man somehow isn’t repulsed at the sight of his beautiful, talented girlfriend because she has a bumpy texture on a bit of her legs

This just in: reporter unaware of how the female human body stores fat, having never seen one up close before.

If that’s what Hell looks like, I feel better about inevitably going there

(via mary-batman)

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

(via secretly-obnoxious)

hollyoakhill:

do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

hollyoakhill:

do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

(via mary-batman)

awwww-cute:

I promised I’d get him a kitten

awwww-cute:

I promised I’d get him a kitten

(via ashtondrew)

patdatcat:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

today in class my teacher asked us all what our favorite channels were and everyone said “mtv” or “comedy central” but i was the only one who was mature enough to say “fox news”. i hate this generation so much

This is the most pretentious fucking thing i’ve ever heard get off your high horse

(via i-fucking-love-dragons)

patdatcat:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

today in class my teacher asked us all what our favorite channels were and everyone said “mtv” or “comedy central” but i was the only one who was mature enough to say “fox news”. i hate this generation so much

This is the most pretentious fucking thing i’ve ever heard get off your high horse

(via i-fucking-love-dragons)

sublimemichael:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got 

image

hun

(via i-fucking-love-dragons)

genderfluid-carlos:

ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak

(via onlyevergoingup)

waterbears:

etsy understands me

waterbears:

etsy understands me

(via i-fucking-love-dragons)

radioheade:

women arent complicated youre just dumb

(via i-fucking-love-dragons)

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