dirtylittledamsel:

i wonder how Constance is holding up with Tate Jr being the anti christ and all

(via blasturquoise)

the-fault-in-our-wifi:

seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."

the part where groot grabs gamora instead of quill and rocket yells LEARN GENDERS MAN just supports this

(via vampyrecmb)

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

(via flipthebiscuit)

meladoodle:

hey guys my blog got deleted my old url was “i-used-a-dangerous-money-making-scheme-and-now-im-upset-that-theres-repercussions.tumblr.com” i used to have 1,000,000 followers and now i have no place to use shady ways to make money so help me out please. i’m so upset and sincere right now even though my bank account is flourishing so please feel sorry for me after i completely abused my power on the internet

(via jadoreparisdanslapluie)

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

image

(via jadoreparisdanslapluie)

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

(via jadoreparisdanslapluie)

tardistoaster:

raydelblau:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor 

petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)

reblogging because this is the best idea ever

(via thatnerdyguycaleb)


Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

(via i-fucking-love-dragons)

teresagray:

"Aren’t you… a damsel in distress?!
"I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day."

(via zackisontumblr)

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

(via secretly-obnoxious)

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

(via koolaidicecubes)

Conversation I overheard at work

  • Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
  • Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
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